So, your wondering about the man they call Jason 
Ryan.  Strap yourselves in, put your tray tables in
upright and locked position, and please extinguish
all smoking materials.  As a young “Shadow”, Jason
grew up listening to the music that inspired a
generation, but that generation was not his.  He may
have grown up in the 80's, but he bypassed such pop
stars of the time as NKOTB (New Kids on the Block),
Men Without Hats, A-Ha, and Poison.  What Ryan
ended up listening to was Elton John, Queen,
The Doors, and of course The Who.  Born May 23rd
in Milwaukee and raised in his home town of East Troy,
Mr. Ryan decided to take that fabled trek to
Whitewater.  One fateful afternoon is when he met
his cohort in crime, Max Power.  Through the years
of much bickering, tireless tribulations, and friendship,
the duo of Max and Ryan have put it all together.
Ryan, looking back at all he has went through in his
past, stands tall and stares at the mouth of fate, and
likes what he sees.  If it wasn’t for the past, he
wouldn’t be standing here today.
 
 

Other (not so) interesting notes:

-The founder of the Mad Mad Mad Retro Morning Show
  and author of the "View from the Desk".

-Would run stupidly into his buring house just to save his
  cd collection.

-Famous people he has met: Jason Newsted (formally of
  Metallica), Lewis Black, Nickleback, 3 Doors Down,
  Jesse James Dupree, Jim Gantner, John Astin, Gilbert
  Gottfried and "Wierd Al" Yankovich.

-Once thought he was Superman during an intermural softball
  game flying over an equipment cart in center field.

-Fondest memory of a Milwaukee Brewer game:  staying for
  all 19 innings of a day game between the White Sox vs. the
  Brewers in 1991.  The game was a school field trip.